Okay, here's the funny story

Forgive me if some of you think it's innappropriate, but I just really laughed at this one. Remember Chance from the last story? Well, today Chance pooped and needed help wiping. Wiping children's hind ends is part of my job description so I was helping him out. And each time I wiped him he winced. I was being gentle, really. So I asked him if his butt hurt. And with the most sad, most pitiful voice he could muster, he says "Yeah (heaves a big sigh), it's got a hole in it." There you have it. I'm leaving tomorrow morning for Phoenix. Be back late Monday night. Have a swell weekend.