My Latest Discovery

So tonight I discovered that Alabama cops are no more merciful than Illinois cops. Although he did give me a ticket for blowing a stop sign instead of speeding. Even though I'm almost positive I stopped. And if I didn't it was the slowest roll stop you ever saw. I have never even seen a speed limit sign posted where he said I was speeding. And he followed me for over a mile way far back. And I don't even know how much the ticket is. I have to call the number he gave me to find out. It's just dumb. So to make me feel better I think you all need to come visit me the last weekend of January. For real. Come. Talk to Bekah if you want details. But you need to come.