5 days ago
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Hmmmmmm
Well I see that it's been a week since I've posted anything so I feel like I should be writing something but I just don't really have anything new to talk about. And I have a headache right now so it kind of hurts to think. Today was one of those days where I just kind of put myself into survival mode and hoped for the best. The afternoon was a little better than the morning, but after awhile three year olds really start to get the best of me. Today I had nine. Tomorrow I'm supposed to have 11, Thursday I'm supposed to have 10, and Friday I'm supposed to have 13. Yippee skippee. Friday is pajama day though so that's a perk. I'm really looking forward to this weekend when people come and see me. I'm not sure what we're going to do yet. I have a few ideas but we'll probably just kind of play it by ear and see what people are in the mood to do. Okay I'm going to go now. Somebody tell me a joke please. Bye.
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JOKE FOR SARAH:
Misbehaving children are youngsters whos parents embarked on the sea of matrimony without a paddle:)
Dear Sarah....Here's one for you.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. (We were just kidding about the wheels.) :) :) :)
Hope you're feeling better. We love you bunches! God bless you.
Dad and Mom
Okay, Sarah, I have a few jokes for you. However, they're all dumb blonde jokes because those are my favorites...they always make me laugh!
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Q: How do a blonde's brain cells die?
A: Alone
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Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear
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During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.
After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.
Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.
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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
Well I actually heard this joke from Robey you got it from Matt K. so enjoy...
What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the train tracks?
Won't be long now!!!
Ha HA HA HA HA! :) I am going to call you sometime on my way to work or school. We can talk...love ya!
Well I actually heard this joke from Robey you got it from Matt K. so enjoy...
What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the train tracks?
Won't be long now!!!
Ha HA HA HA HA! :) I am going to call you sometime on my way to work or school. We can talk...love ya!
Since you're collecting jokes, I'll pull out my number one favorite joke for you:
Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt
This joke is Brooke Monfre's favorite joke right now...so it is on behalf of her! :)
Q: Why don't Chinese Have phone books?
A: Because there are too many Wings and Wongs, and so you might Wing the Wong number!
A blond walks into a bar.
A red head walks into a bar.
The brunette ducks:) hehehe
What's with all these anonymous ones? Man, all mine were taken and lets see...
I heard a bunch of jokes today, but I'll opt not to tell those...
Hmm...
A duck walks into a bar and he asks the barman,
"Do you have any peanuts?"
The barman says no.
So the duck walks out.
An hour later the duck comes back and he says,
"You got any peanuts?".
The barman says no.
So the duck walks out.
An hour later the duck comes back and goes,
"You got any peanuts?".
The barman says no.
So the duck walks out.
An hour later the duck comes back and the barman says,
"If you ask for peanuts one more time I will nail your beak shut!"
So the duck says,
"Got any nails?"
The barman says nope, so the duck says,
"Got any peanuts?".
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Why were there bones on the moon?
Because the cow didn't make it!
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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On that note I quit.
No kidding. What's up with the anonymous's. Are you all ashamed of your jokes? They were all pretty lame but they all made me laugh anyways. I guess that means I'm lame. But thank you to all the jokesters. I appreciate it. They all made me feel better:)
I have another one. Special delivery from Matt Kennell.
Why was the blonde driving her car in continuous circles?
Because her blinker was stuck.
Have a happy weekend!
i wish i coulda been there this weekend, but it didn't work out. here's a joke for you instead....
a police officer pulls over a lady for speeding. since he was going off shift soon he tells her "give me an excuse for your speeding that i've never heard before and i'll let you off w/ a warning."
"well sir, i just got a divorce. i thought you were chasing me down to bring him back to me!"
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen Bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
Well, I guess I'm a little late in this joke posting thing, but this one made me laugh when I read it...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes" the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."
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