My Newest Neighbor

Unfortunately, my newest neighbor has taken up residence right under my front step in the form of a black widow spider. I had noticed a web awhile back but just left it there until I thought I saw the spider. So I turned my car lights on it and went at it with a broom but didn't find anything. So I figured it was just a dirt clod and an old web. But a few days later the web was rebuilt. But I never saw the spider. And I knocked it down again. Then Monday night I got home and there was no mistaking the bubble butt spider and the red hourglass shape on it's back. So I watched it for awhile wondering the best way to kill it. I didn't really want to try and step on it cause it's so big and cruncy, and with my luck, I'd miss and it would bite me in the process. And then I would die. I threw a piece of mulch at it trying to get it more out in the open but instead she crawled into her little hole and I haven't seen her since. So I keep watchin and if I see her again I'll probably take a can of Raid to her. But last night my sleep was really restless because I kept dreaming about it and it kept biting me and I kept having to rush to the emergency room. She bit me once on my belly and three times on my feet in my dream. Maybe I should name her. What's a good name for a black widow spider? Thelma, maybe? I don't know. I kinda want to see her again though because I had never seen one before. Just one more time before I kill her. Because I really don't need her to lay eggs and I really don't need a family of them under my front step. I can't think of that many names.