What Not To Wear: Bridesmaid Edition

In our quest to find the perfect bridesmaid dresses, we were met with failure.  We did, however, find what we will NOT be wearing down the aisle! 

From left to right:  The purple leopard print would be fabulous if we were living in 1987. 

The pink, orange, blue, and black leaf/butterfly print?  Perhaps if we were teenagers who were one with nature.

I happen to think the middle selection is kind of a little bit cute, just not for a November wedding.  Key words being kind of and a little bit.

Number four actually shows some (fairly small) resemblance to the desired color scheme, though the heavily shoulder padded jacket might be more appropriate if we were all 70 instead of 30.

As for the last option, well, the bride is all farm girl and the groom loves his motorcycle so maybe the denim combined with the leather would suffice in a pinch. 

 

 

 

 

The good news is that by the end of the night, after discussing many possible solutions, the end result has been decided, though not available to see yet.  Not til November!