YOU KNOW YOU WORK AT A DAYCARE WHEN......
-you can show up to work in your seatpants and slippers and nobody thinks anything of it
-you are really good at tuning out noise
-when someone else things a child says "aslgeiwos;h" you know good and well that the child was saying "he took my toy"
-it is very normal to have a conversation about poop at work
-you know every brand of diaper there could be and you even have a favorite
-you spend time googling for Sesame Street clip art
-you buy a brand new set of crayons and markers for yourself at least twice a year
-sure you can quote movies, that is, if they involve a big purple dianosaur or a blue spotted dog
-almost every shirt you own has dried crusty snot on the shoulders
-you tell people you have to "go potty"
-you find it perfectly normal to get puked on
-you see a child face plant into the carpet and you walk away while you tell them to get up, you're fine
1 week ago
7 comments:
I love this post! My favorite is that you can go to work in your seatpants and slippers! I don't even know what seatpants are, but I bet they're cool! :)
Oh yeah, and the "dried crusty snot" mental picture was kinda gross.
Cute, Sarah. I didn't know you worked at a day care, but I'm sure it's fun times. Another title to that post could be, "You know you are an aunt when..." As an aunt of 5 nephews and nieces and one on the way, a lot of that sounded familiar.
okay sorry- correction- sWeatpants. oh and thought this was going to be in list form but i'm finding out it doesn't show up just the way you type it out?
Just curious... whats your favorite brand of diaper and why?
Luvs- they're a little big cheaper than Pampers and just as good of quality.
p.s. tyler who?
now I'm hurt
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